Monday, July 27, 2009

Anti-Tailgating Bumpersticker Ideas

I don't know about you, but tailgating drives me crazy. Unfortunately, I live in CA. Need I say more? Lately it seems people are tailgating even more than normal, but instead of getting angry, I decided to make fun of it.

Today I declared it Anti-Tailgating Day on Twitter and my Facebook page, then threw an idea out for a bumper sticker. I invited others to join in, too. What fun we had!

Now we have a list of quippy ideas to chuckle at. I shot for ten but got a bunch more!
1. Just because you're in a hurry doesn't mean I have to be. So back off!

2. See this bumper? Get any closer and it'll be in your lap.

3. Any closer and I'll consider this a marriage proposal.

4. It's your hurry not mine. Jesus loves you!

5. What say I just kill my engine and let you push?

6. If you're gonna get this close, you'd better ask me out to dinner next!

7. Docking has been aborted. Please back away.

8. No, your Aunt Iris is not in my trunk.

9. Hey, is that Elvis in the other lane?!?!?!

10. You might want to back off, I've got gas!

11. One more centimeter and we're legal for the car pool lane!

12. Hey! Unless your name is Lassie, NO SNIFFING!

13. Jesus Loves You (But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Jerk)

14. Yes, I'm a best-selling author, but sorry I don't autograph and drive.

And these two are my favorite:
15. Protect your fender! Follow me on Twitter instead.

16. Jesus says Follow Me!

Have any other ideas? Feel free to share!


Camy Tang said...

OMG these are totally hilarious!!!!

Ruby (Mouth) said...

I have always liked the one.."if you get any closer, I'll flick a booger at you." Gross but funny!!

Lisa Jordan said...

These are great! I laughed when I saw them coming through on Twitter.

Bookfool said...

Too cute! There are some really clever people twittering.

nissa_amas_katoj said...

Great! My mom and I recently had a close encounter with a tailgater who rear-ended us. Mom's car is fine, my back feels like it needs to be rebuilt from the ground up.